Welcome

Want to be Bigger?  Want to be Leaner?  Want to be as Strong as an Ox?

This site is for you whether you are new to lifting and healthy eating, looking to get back into it after some time off, or looking to break out of a monotonous training rut.  You could have arrived at this substack many different ways, but the reason you are here is because you are looking to take your physique to the next level.

The official BowTiedOx Substack is the only place to find all of my latest programs and guides. Weekly newsletters will cover fitness, health, and mindset, all grounded in the fundamentals of physiology.

This material and your hard work will absolutely transform your life.

What you can Expect:

The BowTiedOx Substack offers two levels:

Level 1: Free subscription

This post will usually go out on Thursdays.

You get 1 free post a week with the basic subscription that will cover the basics of building strength.  The free posts are tailored to the beginner.  You will learn the basics of muscles & physiology, the fundamentals of lifting, and basic set-up of programs. 

When you are past the noobie stage and ready to make the jump…

Level 2: Paid Subscription: Subscribe Here

The 2 paid post will usually be on Tuesdays and Saturdays.

When you are ready to make the jump, the paid subscription will cover advanced muscle building.  Paid subs get 1-2 posts a week.  This is the best material I have from over a decade of training, coaching, and learning.  This will be the material that gets you from above average to absolute next level.

1 Q/A a month for Paid Subscribers
(In the near future) Downloadable Workout Programs

More about BowTiedOx:

BowTiedOx is the strongest cartoon in crypto.  I have been an athlete my whole life (football, baseball, and wrestling). I have been training for bodybuilding for the last 8 years. I am competing for my bodybuilding pro-card (classic physique).  This pursuit has lead me to acquire a very particular set of skills, skills I acquired over my career.  These skills make me a huge resource for you. 

Subscribe and grow.

Let’s Be Honest:

What it all boils down to…you do not want to be the smallest individual on Degen Island.  2035 may sound far away, but other Anons already have a head start on you.  We want to make sure that you show up as the best version of you.  You don’t want to do all the work, survive the clown wars, avoid eating bugs, and then roll up to Degen Island soft, fat, and flabby. 

The BowTiedOx Substack will insure you transform into the best you!